"Elite-Hackers".com
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truth.
he says that UNIX came after Apple, but what he doesn't know is that Apple is based off of UNIX. He must not be as good at hacking as he makes himself seem.
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Yep and we could even create a realistic web page better than he could ever make in his life.Zaffron wrote:I still lol'd my pants off when i saw all the stuff that he said...
YOU NEED HAXXER DESKTOP TO BE LEET
I know it is a joke site but still hard to get over how f!@#ing funny it is.
That's the sad fact and he'll live with that! ^_^
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What's your encryption. 256 bit? If so, and if he succeeds I'll laugh my ass off.Allosentient wrote: he might have a 1 in a trillion chance of guessing it by the end of the century.
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It is quite unlikely though.Ace101 wrote:What's your encryption. 256 bit? If so, and if he succeeds I'll laugh my ass off.Allosentient wrote: he might have a 1 in a trillion chance of guessing it by the end of the century.
My special type of encryption is a little bit more then encryption called, "3128 Bits Encryption" and I borrow it from WhiteKnight of course.
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Re: "Elite-Hackers".com
Although I'm not sure about some of the hardware available today, 3128 Bit encryption just seems pointless with the amount of different combinations...BerryTheWest wrote:It is quite unlikely though.Ace101 wrote:What's your encryption. 256 bit? If so, and if he succeeds I'll laugh my ass off.Allosentient wrote: he might have a 1 in a trillion chance of guessing it by the end of the century.
My special type of encryption is a little bit more then encryption called, "3128 Bits Encryption" and I borrow it from WhiteKnight of course.
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Re: Here's another
[quote="canine"][quote="Mr.Lucy"]Everyone should get a laugh out of this. It is a parent writing about how to tell if your son is a computer hacker. It took me awhile to realize that the author isn't being serious. :lol:
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html[/quote]
A classic.[/quote]
"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. "
Priceless...
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html[/quote]
A classic.[/quote]
"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. "
Priceless...