Super Fast Brainfuck

[a.goth]

Although it is required according to the challenge text, I wrote no general-purpose Brainfuck interpreter. Even worse, my solution does not compute all test cases correctly and the SuperHack program was submitted to the server as long as new King of the Hill benchmarks were set:

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%+.<>f     /\
            x,
            5+
            91
            *?
/,+1\s-1:g40:/
\03g:p! p    s      /===3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
        !    1    /&/}}}}3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
             5    |   /===3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
             :&\}&/}}&/}}}}3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
             g \&\}}&\}}}}3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
             1   |   \===3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
             0   \&\}}}}3749+00g***x01g*xxxxppppp59**xxxxppppp
             ,     \======================pppp02gp59*xxxpppp!
             ,
             ,
             ,
       %,,04g:01g,1^:06gp!
             0      5
             5      6
             g      *
             x      *
             9      p
             +      !
             x
             p
             p
             p
             !

A somewhat disappointing challenge, because it largely depends on how lucky you are with fast computable test cases. Are you lucky enough to beat me?