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This page is dedicated to idiocy... Mainly true ignorance about the "hacker culture".

I will post here (and I hope you help me). Examples of EXACTLY WHAT IS NOT BEING AN HACKER...

Since people do not understand that in order to become an hacker a guy must educate himself (which is already hard). Do not understand that we are not black guys/russian gangsters who blow cars... (There is at least cars with internet already? I mean real internet not that gps thing... Do they have an OS or a software at least? About ports?) People do not understand... So I'm going to plain post about exactly what hackers are not... If you find it interesting, spread it in the internet... If our words do not reach them at least let the ones from the village idiot to reach...

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... .2147.html

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.3. ... 61646.html

I hope this gives someone a laugh... (I did this topic at request...)

...because it gave me the laugh of all times... Lunix is the illegal and highly dangerous "capricious beast" program by comrade Linyos Torovoltos... Quake is the game of demons and hackers.... man, this stuff can very well be a Hollywood movie script! It has the exact amount of realism and accuracy as most of the movies do! The comments are even more fun to read! Seriously a marvel of The Village Idiot Productions Inc.

I'm currently using Mint and it all thanks to microsoft we should pay royalties to Mr. Gates already...

I've read that exact thing so many times that it's not even funny. People are idiots...end of story.

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"
They mean macromedia flash right? LIke the animation program? If not to bad becuase this made me giggle

Edit: I read on and got to this:

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Got to be trolling.